To: Earthling who styles himself after a diminutive raptor. Har!

It is not usually within Ralphs' ways of doing things to interfere with or harm the indigenous dominant species on a planet that Ralphs wish to acquire. Har! Ralphs exert Ralphs' influence by sheer annoyance. Har! However, since it appears that you, Mr. "Little Hawk", have gravely insulted Ralphs we will make an exception. Har! Har! Ralphs have captured every Ilk on the planet Earth and are currently holding them hostage. Har! Har! Ralphs will release the Ilk unharmed whenever you, Mr. Hawk, see fit to issue a formal apology. Har! Har! Har! Otherwise, you will never see your precious Ilk again. Har! Har! Har!