Oh so many years ago (you don't want to know) I was listening to Dr. Demento (remember him?) and he played this hilarious song part of which I remember that goes:

I went to France with the army
One day I looked in my kit
I thought I'd find me a sandwich
But all that I found was

Shhhhhhhaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave ev'ry day
And you'll always look keen

The last verse may have been:

So now my song it is ended
I guess it's time I should quit
And if my song has offended
Stick your head in a barrel of

Shhhhhhhaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave ev'ry day
And you'll always look keen

Question:
    Where can I find the rest of the lyrics, the melody, and perhaps the original recording artist?

Jim