I posted the following lyrics last year on my own thread about bawdy songs. It's from a 1935 recording by Lucille Bogan. As far as I am concerned nothing beats it. Enjoy.
SHAVE 'EM DRY
I got nipples on my titties Big as the end o' my thumb I got somethin between my legs'll Make a dead man come
Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry? I want you to grind me, baby, grind me til I cry
Well, I fucked all night And all night before, baby And I feel just like I want to fuck some more
Oh, great god, daddy, dry me, shave me dry And when you hear me holler, baby, I want you to shave 'em dry
I got nipples on my titties Big as the end o' my thumb Daddy, you say that's the kinda woman you want And you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy, shave me dry And I'll give you somethin baby Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gonna turn back my mattress And let you oil my springs I want you to grind me, daddy Til the bells do ring
Oh, daddy, I want you to shave 'em dry Oh, great god, daddy, you can shave 'em, baby, Won't you try?
Now fuckin was the thing that will take me to heaven I'll be fuckin in the studio til the clock strikes eleven
Oh, daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry I'll fuck you, baby, honey, I'll make you cry
Now your nut hangs down like a damn bell clapper And your dick stands up like a steeple Your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door And the crabs walks in like people
(Uncontrollable laughter) Woo! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
A big sow gets fat from eatin corn And a pig gets fat from suckin You see this whore fat like I am Great god, I got fat from fuckin
Woo, shave 'em dry!
My back is made of whale bone And my cock is made of brass And my fuckin is made for workin me two dollars Baby go around and kiss my ass