People, you should take a look at the article Mmario posted. This is definitely journalism at its most...well, just look:

There are dozens of species of large squid in the world's oceans, but the giant squid is by far the largest.

and, farther along...

Even if the scientists had wanted to, they could not have made a feast of the mysterious squid. Mr Pemberton said its high ammonia content would have made it unpleasant to eat, tasting a bit like floor cleaner.

And there it ends. What a style!

Seems like the BBC may have enticed some of George Bush's former speechwriters into crossing the pond...

Aloha,
Mark

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