about those condoms, ŒŠ¥¤ƒÐÕ Ÿ‡ÆðØÞß... you were supposed to use them on your ðÐþ|b¥y, NOT on your ¿§‡¶¤€!!
You will soon see changes in YOUR genitalia which we euphemistically refer to as "GrapeNuts" (if you tried our breakfast cereals, you may use your imagination)