The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62647   Message #1013152
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
05-Sep-03 - 02:52 AM
Thread Name: Ozstrine folk--Please explain dreamtime?
Subject: RE: Ozstrine folk--Please explain dreamtime?
In order to explain the "in-joke" Dorkey Diaperfanny......

It at least make Aussie Politics more interesting...

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first
name:

a = stinky        b = lumpy        c = buttercup
d = gidget        e = crusty        f = greasy
g = fluffy        h = cheeseball        i = chim-chim
j = poopsie        k = flunky        l = booger
m = pinky        n = zippy        o = goober
p = doofus        q = slimy        r = loopy
s = snotty        t = falafel        u = dorkey
v = squeezit        w = oprah        x = skipper
y = dinky        z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name:

a = diaper        b = toilet        c = giggle
d = bubble        e = girdle        f = barf
g = lizard        h = waffle        i = cootie
j = monkey        k = potty        l = liver
m = banana        n = rhino        o = burger
p = hamster        q = toad        r = gizzard
s = pizza        t = gerbil        u = chicken
v = pickle        w = chuckle        x = tofu
y = gorilla        z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your lastname to determine the second half of
your NEW last name:

a = head        b = mouth        c = face
d = nose        e = tush        f = breath
g = pants        h = shorts        i = lips
j = honker        k = butt        l = brain
m = tushie        n = chunks        o = hiney
p = biscuits        q = toes        r = buns
s = fanny        t = sniffer        u = sprinkles
v = kisser        w = squirt        x = humperdinck
y = brains        z = juice

Thus, for example,
George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is       Poopsie Liverchunks.
Tony Blair    -             Zippy Liverlips
Johnny Howard -             Cheeseball Chucklehead
Peter Costello -             Falafel Burgersniffer
Simon Crean    -             Pinky Gizzardhead
Pauline Hanson -             Dorkey Diaperfanny

This is just too much....

"I can't stands no more!"
Goober Burgertush


Submitted by Lumpy Diaperbrains