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Thread #62647 Message #1013152
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
05-Sep-03 - 02:52 AM
Thread Name: Ozstrine folk--Please explain dreamtime?
Subject: RE: Ozstrine folk--Please explain dreamtime?
In order to explain the "in-joke" Dorkey Diaperfanny......
It at least make Aussie Politics more interesting...
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your lastname to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Tony Blair - Zippy Liverlips Johnny Howard - Cheeseball Chucklehead Peter Costello - Falafel Burgersniffer Simon Crean - Pinky Gizzardhead Pauline Hanson - Dorkey Diaperfanny