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Thread #62658   Message #1013217
Posted By: Tattie Bogle
05-Sep-03 - 06:02 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture
Subject: Lyr Req: If I were a vulture
Does anyone know all the words to this parody of "If I were a blackbird"? As sung by Renee in the Middle bar at Sidmouth: it's hilarious and rather rude, but not I think, too rude to be posted or censored!
Chorus goes:
             If I were a vulture, I'd circle and spin,

             I'd follow the milk-cart my love's riding (driving?) in

             And if ever I catch him with one of his tarts

             I'll fly down and gobble his masculine parts.

Can't remember any more!