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Thread #59418   Message #1013419
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
05-Sep-03 - 12:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Freds,

If Bubba Bubba's hatchlings do, in fact, have my Y chromosome then it is an obvious case of cross-dimensional-fertilization. In other words, the "Bubba Bubba" which exists in dimension Þ must have mated with the "Bee-dubya-ell" which also exists in dimension Þ and produced offspring which have somehow manifested themselves in our decidedly non-Þ dimension.

As you are doubtlessly aware, the Pangalactic Treaty of Cosmic Year 8576409 excludes lower life forms like Homo Sapiens from liabilities incurred by their higher dimensional counterparts. As we poor dumb humans are not even aware of the existence of dimension Þ (or any higher dimension for that matter) we cannot, by Cosmic Law, be held responsible for any activities performed by our higher-dimension counterparts.

Please ascertain from "Bubba Bubba" exactly what dimension this purported mating took place in and refer your request for hatchling support payments the the "Bee-dubya-ell" of the appropriate dimension.

Thank You