We don't need no stinking UN before or now or EVER. We don't need no stinking Constitution or Bill of Rights or civil liberties any more freedoms than we already got, we don't need to be part of no stinking Human Rights Commission or World Court of Law. We don't even need follow the stupid Geneva Conventions anymore. Elections, bah, we don't need them either. We don't need no Kenneth Lay or his Enron Corporation & we don't need his world record dirty campaign contributions, our guy don't need no money & we sure don't need money or jobs. We don't need no stinking more international treaties, we have far to many that we've broken as it is. We don't need a country united we need a nation divided & conquered from the inside. And we don't need those stinking Air Traffic Controlers on the Federal payroll or those Marshalls protecting our skies. And anyone who says we could use the money at home instead of for waging war just ask the poor, the jobless, the tired, the undereducated & those sickly free booters, the elderly or the children. Ask the backwoods folk of North Carolina if they aren't happy about all the days off they're getting, hell they'd rather eat cake & hunt squirrels & possums. And we don't need to save face & beg the UN & others to help us out in Iraq when they're just a bunch of worthless commies that told us so along with the rest of the world & the stinkers that don't want the cost of mopping up our mess & paying for it to boot, don't need them either.


What we do need is a stinking Pres with a criminal record that should take more vacation days & a drunk driver to drive the country & an upstanding guy who'll go AWOL from the National Guard and desert the military during a time of war as commander in chief. We really could use a secret shadow government to protect us all from our selves. We need to continue to the new policy of attacking more nations. The only world opinion we need is that all nations fear our might & know it will be used. We really need to treat the symptoms of aids & terrorism instead of trying to overwhelm ourselves pondering about the causes & God forbid we don't need to remedy them.

And we need our troops back here on the home front where there's a new war raging instead of dying for those lying SOBs in some sand pit that don't amount to a hill of beans.
Barry