Looks like the ideal place to weave in the southern Sherrif/N---gr "jokes" of the 1960's. If I heard one...I heard 50 more.... all spinning off the original. They also went with a series of "jokes" about "Bluebird Bomb-proof Buses." Sick and shocking, they seemed to be standard-schtick with the southerners.
Did you hear about the Sherrif that was sent to investigate the death of a "N--gr" at the edge of the woods? The "N--gr" had 44 bullet holes through him. The Sherrif said, "Worst damned case of suicide I've ever seen."
Did you hear about the Sherrif that was sent to investigate the death of a "N--gr" in our local river? The "N--gr" had 155 pounds of steel chain wrapped around his body. Our Sherrif shook his head and said, "Damned "N--gr"'s steal more chain than they can swim with.
Sincerely,
Gargoyle