Actually, I'd like Jesus of Nazareth to drop around and filter what he actually said from what it's said he said -- straighten out the New Testament. I fantasize about the comments:

"Whoa, dude! I never said nothin' like that! And that, yeah, I said it, but not in those words. Yah know, whoever edited this sure messed it up. And looky there -- I never even went there!" And so on.

If JC had lived longer it would have interfered with the Christian redemption.

(Something about term limits for politicians just occured to me -- if a public life of three years was good enough for Jesus of Nazareth....)