Personally speaking, I'd like to say that I'm shy, reserved, and generally boring. I have few opinions and generally offer none when asked. At any gathering I often excuse myself from them and spend most of my time evacuating my bladder and winding my watch. Sitting at dinner with a group, I'm always the first one done and my most engaging conversational gambit is to say that I've had enough potatoes. I have to work hard to think of anything to say and I rarely understand the stories that others are laughing about. My experience with life has been very sheltered and the world frightens me. Mudcat is the same and my persona here accurately reflects what I've said.

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