Loved JonW's lyrics, I had that cartoon as a birthday card once & felt sure it could be developed into a song but, of course, inertia won & I didn't do anything about it.
I may sing it to the frogs in my pond tonight.
Most frogs go "Ribbit"[only classical Greek frogs go "brekkity brek, coax, coax"] mine croak "less, less, geroff, shurrup" and head off into the vegetable patch to eat slugs (I hope) when I sing to them.