Hey Rick! You need to try some good Guamanian food. Some beef kelaguen with red rice and fine dene sauce topped with a pile of barbeque and finished off with casava. If you like vinegar and soy sauce then Guamanian food is right up your alley. And if you like fish, generally fried, then head on over to your nearest Guam Restaurant.

Seriously I only just found this thread and was deeply affected by the news contained herein. Good luck with the fight.