The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone - just she and I.
Her hair was soft and eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....

(Author unknown)
Robin