But seriously Eliza, is it no coincidence that last years Fame Accademy had at least two (the Irish man and woman) finalists that had some of their background in traditional music and the runner up from Pop Idle was from Yorkshire.

I understand that the viewing figures have crashed this season. Perhaps a word to the producers pointing out that you combine both those atributes in one and could get a few famous mates to do "master classes" (aparently this is another name for a festival workshop), might provoke some interest?

I am told that they do free "spray on" Suntans and you get to have lots of free clothes and do daft things in the garden late at night. And your mum and dad get put up in a hotel and can go to London on the train every week and get to go on telly for the Showdown. However, this is only likely to work if you use real cello`s and get rid of them two fellas who are holding you back................

*COME ON MR WATERMAN, TIME FOR YOUR BATH*!!.....

..........sorry matron, I am comming now................. yes I would love some of those tablets................. no I havnt been altering the medical records on the computer again.......................Matron.................did you know?............................... I was the most successfull r..e...c...o...r...d....pro....du.......c..........