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Thread #45300 Message #1017321
Posted By: GUEST,reggie miles
11-Sep-03 - 11:59 PM
Thread Name: Happy Marriage songs?
Subject: RE: Happy Marriage songs?
Flying Saucers
1 1 1
Our (1) marriage used to be,
1 4 4 4 4
Like the (4) sweetest harmony.
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Everything was peachy at the (5) start.
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But like a (1) rocket to the moon,
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It was (4) over much too soon.
5 5 5 5 1
The (5) day she hit my head she broke my (1) heart.
(chorus)-------------------------------------------------------------
(sound of saucers crashing followed by moans of owww!, 3x progressively louder)
1 1 1 1
(1) Flying saucers,
4 4 4 4
(4) Flying saucers,
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(1) Flying from the hands of my (5) wife.
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(1) Flying saucers,
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(4) Cups and saucers,
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Are (5) breaking up my happy wedding (1) life.
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Last night I sure was blist,
when she threw a plate and missed.
I cried, "This is goodbye to our romance!"
But she pleaded as she said,
"Though that plate just missed your head,
I'm your wife and I deserve a second chance."
(chorus)
So to science I declare,
For those saucers in the air,
You don't have to look to Jupiter or Mars.
You can solve this mystery.
Find a woman who is free.
Marry her and you will soon be seeing stars.
(chorus)