Nuts! When I cut and pasted this from Word it didn't look right in the submit message box so I moved everything around and then submitted it and it looks awful! I'll try pasting directly without correcting the errors as I view them it in the message box. I hope this works.

Flying Saucers

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Our (1) marriage used to be,
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Like the (4) sweetest harmony.
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Everything was peachy at the (5) start.

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But like a (1) rocket to the moon,
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It was (4) over much too soon.
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The (5) day she hit my head she broke my (1) heart.


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(sound of saucers crashing followed by moans of owww!, 3x progressively louder)
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(1) Flying saucers,
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(4) Flying saucers,
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(1) Flying from the hands of my (5) wife.
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(1) Flying saucers,
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(4) Cups and saucers,
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Are (5) breaking up my happy wedding (1) life.
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Last night I sure was blist,
when she threw a plate and missed.
I cried, "This is goodbye to our romance!"

But she pleaded as she said,
"Though that plate just missed your head,
I'm your wife and I deserve a second chance."

(chorus)

So to science I declare,
For those saucers in the air,
You don't have to look to Jupiter or Mars.

You can solve this mystery.
Find a woman who is free.
Marry her and you will soon be seeing stars.

(chorus)