The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1017333
Posted By: GUEST,Mrs. Bee
12-Sep-03 - 12:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Rustic Rebel,

Unless you live in Eufaula, Alabama Bee-dubya will not be makin it to yore party this weekend. He is regretful, especially since you say you are gonna have strippers there and he is mighty partial to nekkid wimmen. He says you are welcome to our next party as long as you bring the strippers with you.

Bee-dubya has decided that he is being called to Eufaula, Alabama because the HOLY BS just might be there. He's not real sure, but he thinks that "Eufaula" is the Creek Indian word for "bullshit" and that makes the area some sorta spiritual BS locus. Then again, maybe not.

Mrs. Bee