Well ya see the way of it, mate; she came over and asked a question like that and the Missus standing right there, and all, and me not knowing what to think and all embarrassed and such, so as is usual in such cases I asked the guiding light of me life and she reckoned soup was the better answer. So that's what I said.
Well, actually what she said was I had better say Soup if I knew what was good for me, which come to think of it is not the same thing, now is it?