a friend sent me this; I found it scary and funny. Enjoy.
The Bush/Cheney folks want YOUR opinions about possible campaign slogans. The choices have been narrowed down to:
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism ---------------------- Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude." ---------------------- Bush/Cheney '04: "You're either with us or against us!" ---------------------- Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again! ---------------------- Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream. ---------------------- Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars! ----------------------- Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind. ----------------------- BU__SH__! ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex! ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time. ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Or else. ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism. ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention. ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! ------------------------ Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder! ------------------------ George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency. ------------------------ George W. Bush: Honest as his day is long. ------------------------ George W. Bush: It takes a village- idiot. ------------------------ George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt. ------------------------ George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There. ------------------------ Reselect Bush/Cheney in '04. ------------------------ Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer! ------------------------ Vote for Bush & You Get Dick! ------------------------ Who would Jesus Bomb?