Yes jOhn, he can. Like Polar Ben came in for me, sweet thing.

I too have met jOhn from Hull, who is in fact the one true Oakley. Don't accept imitations.

I have rushed out a pre-copy of 'The Snot in the Sonet', which is a faithful prediction of how each track might be, recorded by my accordion orchestra Maris Piper, the only true Cara tribute band.