I've submitted this before. A little dittie of mine which pays homage to the Christmas feast and it's consumption. I can never seem to pull myself away the table until I'm as stuffed as a turkey on Christmas morn.

Oh come get a faceful
Christmas dinner's ready
Oh come eat, oh come eat
The turkey is done
Potatoes and dressing
All smothered in gravy
Homemade bread and cookies
Pumpkin pie and whipped cream
Eat until your pants scream
Too tight! No more!

Sung to the tune of, you guessed it, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"