"...if you're figuring on just ordering water you can beat feet to the street. I ain't the Salvation Army. And no sleeping in the booth. Otherwise," and here her demeanor changes to plastic, pasty and lackluster delivery as she recites for the thousandth time, "special of the day is veal parmesagne wit' yer choice of two vegetable, dinner roll and free refills on the coffee, $2.95. Can I take your order?"