On a more serious note, how about 'Melting Pot' By blue mink?
'Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin ...' etc ?
Also, a Tyneside Fish Quay Rhyme:

I was walkin alang the fish quay,
shortly after tea,
Haddocks & Dabs and Bloody great crabs were all after me,

They're all after me, they're all after me,
Haddocks & Dabs and Bloody great Crabs are all after me.