WE WANT A HAT!!WE WANT A HAT!!!! WE WANT A HAT!!!!!!
(Governer picks up telephone. Geese spell out "We want a hat" in the sky. Crowds mass in Trafalgar Square. Mass chanting begins in Tibetan mountains. Children ask plaintively to unresponding parents. Dow Jones sputters. )
WE WANT A HAT!!!!!!!!!