Bee-Dub, you are absolutely right!!!!!!! Barbra Streisand is the all-time no-holds-barred QUEEN of BS! And for totally opposite reasons to the ones which make Bill Shatner the KING of BS. I'd rather eat an old shoe than sit through one of her movies or listen to one of her albums. The sheer wonder of it all has me in a rare state of inspiration similar to what must have come over Sir Snidely Tillinghast when he realized that finches do not normally nest in Antarctica. I am hyperventilating and have an acute desire to snort cashews. In short, I am stunned!

Look, I can't afford to book Barbra, but I think for a mere couple of hundred bucks I could talk Shatner into attending your upcoming concert and popping out of a cake wearing a very small, black G-string. Maybe even get him to sing a song.

What say?

- LH