My problem with BaseBall(feed) Caps is they make my ears stick out. Also, the tops of my ears get sunburned, and that makes my hearing aids uncomfy. What I've got are two (one for each head ;>) white cotton hats consisting of 6 wedge-shaped pieces stitched together on the long sides, a button on the top, a brim around the bottom and a couple of screened grommets on either side to let the hot air out. (My mouth's not big enough!) They're not GOLF hats nor bowlers, pith helmets, coolie hats or crushers. Not fedoras, derbies, boaters, or pillboxes. Not yarmulkes, beanies, or berets. They are not, heaven forfend, brain-buckets. (isn't that a [lower]gi term for helmet? though more gory than scatalogical) ABOVE ALL (they're hats, right?) they are not BASEBALL(feed) CAPS!

"my future thinks he's sitting at the counter in a feedcap" Hugh Blumenfeld "Main St. Sky"

Concerning the clothing store--I spoze yer right...too much of a good thing, 'n' all.

V