Piratical Style:

Yer doom be at hand ye yellow-bellied matey...'Tis the Black Spot for ye!

I'll dance the hornpipe over yer grave ye yellow-bellied landlubber...Blast ye!

Go walk the PLONK ye scurvy landlubber...Shiver me timbers!

or

Shakspearean Style:

Thou art a frothy tardy-gaited puttock.

Thou art a gorbellied tickle-brained horn-beast

Thou art a pribbling hasty-witted harpy


Robin