Hidee, Amis! Yer still ferm Calfernya, ain'tcha? Ah still don' unnerstan' haffa whut you'z sayin' mosta th' time so ya mus' be. But thet's awright. If Ah don' unnerstan' I jus sheck ma haid an' go, "Tha's Amis. Fulla shit azza constipated Chrissmas turkey."
Ah wuz outta town win ya had yer birfday. Hope it wuz a good 'un. Hope ya din't eat er drink ennythin' thet give ya th' shits er nuthin' lack thet.