Mudcat Café message #1019919

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Thread #62440 Message #1019919
Posted By: MudGuard
16-Sep-03 - 11:27 AM
Thread Name: Folk BBQ in SE London 14/09/03
Subject: RE: Folk BBQ in SE London 14/09/03

But I am not (yet) pork!

Prove:
1. There is no living pork, only dead pork.
2. I am alive.

Deduction from 1 and 2: I am no pork.
(I might be a pig though! ;-))