Jumped on that like a chicken on a June bug.....
Only sane people are me and thee and sometimes I wonder about thee.
Shit on a stick.
He thinks his shit don't stink.
Hit with a Ugly Stick forty 'leven times.
If pigs had wings.
....like flies on shit.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Two bricks shy of a load.
Half a bubble off.