long spam email

Ten weeks ago on a hot summer night
I was checking my mail 'fore the morning light
The first one I opened looked good to me
the message said, it could enlarge my pee pee

I stay up all night til the alarm clock wails
Spending my time checking my email
Why I can't sleep I do not know
Might miss somethin' if I go

then came the girls, barely eighteen
Doin' lesbian lovin' they wanted to show me a scene
I clicked on the link, entered my credit card
My wife came in and smacked me very hard

Then I got a letter, offered 50 million bucks
If I transferred some funds so he could help his luck
He was the son of a man, husband of a woman
Roommate of a wife daughter of a Nigerian man

Still I stay up all night til the alarm clock wails
Spending my time checking my email
Why I can't sleep I do not know
Might miss somethin' if I go

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