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BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE (As sung by Homer and Jethro and June Carter)
JUNE, SPOKEN: I gotta get home, fellers. I can't stay here all night. JETHRO, SPOKEN: It's kinda cold out there, June. HOMER, SPOKEN: Yep, it shore is. JUNE: I ain't a-fixin' to stay. H&J: But, baby, it's cold outside. JUNE: I gotta get away. H&J: But, baby, it's cold outside. JUNE: This evenin' has been-- H&J: Been hopin' that you fall in. JUNE: --so very nice. H&J: I'll hold your hands; they're just like feet. JUNE: Mommy will start to worry. H&J: Beautiful, what's your hurry? JUNE: ... (?) will get the shotgun now. H&J: If he does, we'll hafta leave town. JUNE: Maybe I'd better scurry. H&J: Have a drink. What's your hurry? JUNE: Maybe just a half a jug more. H&J: Put some Eddy Arnold records on while I pour. JUNE: The neighbors might think-- H&J: But, baby, it's bad out there. JUNE: Say, what's in this here drink? H&J: That ain't sarsaparilly there. JUNE: I wish I knew how-- H&J: Your eyeballs are poppin' out now. JUNE: --to break the spell. H&J: I'll take your hair; your hat looks swell. JUNE: 'Course they know no worser (?) H&J: Mind if we move in closer? JUNE: At least I'm puttin' up a good fight. H&J: Boy, this black eye sure is a sight. JUNE: I really can't stay. H&J: Oh, baby, don't hold out. ALL THREE: Ah, but it's cold outside.
[MANDOLIN SOLO] HOMER (SPOKEN): Ah, pick it warm, Jethro.
JUNE: I simply must go. H&J: But, baby, it's cold outside. JUNE: The answer is no. H&J: But, baby, it's cold outside. JUNE: The weatherman said-- H&J: How lucky that you fell in. JUNE: --it would be fair. H&J: That ain't soap chips falling out there. JUNE: Sister will be suspicious. H&J: Gosh, your lips looks like petals. JUNE, SPOKEN: Petals? JETHRO, SPOKEN: Yeah, bicycle pedals. [HOMER giggles.] JUNE: My brother will be waitin' at the door. H&J: Hope he won't be too sore. JUNE: Aunt Sary's mind is suspicious H&J: Gosh, your lips are delicious. JUNE: Gimme the key to that door. H&J: Never seen a turtle bump a lizard before. JUNE: I gotta get home. H&J: But, baby, you'd freeze out there. JUNE: Say, lend me a comb. H&J: It's up to your knees out there. JUNE: You boys have been grand-- H&J: We'd just like I hold your hand. JUNE: --but don't you see-- H&J: How can you do this thing to me? JUNE: There will be talk tomorrow. H&J: Think of my lifelong sorrow-- JUNE: At least there will be plenty implied. H&J: --if you caught pneumonia and died. JUNE: I really can't stay. H&J: Your antifreeze won't hold out. ALL THREE: Ah, but/Baby, it's cold outside.