Clinton, you unparalleled monster...you "LOVE WINTER"???? GAAAAAH!

Why is it that you and I are philosophically opposed on virtually every subject (crucial or mundane) under the sun?

You're either a very sick man or a biological curiosity worthy of close study, methinks... :-) If you and I were, through lengthy consultation, to achieve a meeting of minds it might lead to the resolution of longstanding quarrels like the Irish problem and the troubles in the Middle East and herald in a new age of peace and brotherhood on planet Earth!

- LH