I seem to remember hearing the "original" of "Lining Next Door To Alice" (ie without the "Who the F*** ...") in the 1970s (I can't remember the artist, but it did make the charts here*). The "WTF.." line (as opposed to any milder version) was certainly recorded by Roy "Chubby" Brown, a comedian whose entire acts appears to be made up of jokesof bodily functione ane expletivesRegards
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* U.K.