Heave to ya scurvy devils! Then this be the perfect day to be retellin' one of me favorite stories of the briny deep. Tis been locked away in the Mudcat Storytellers Page, er, th' seachest long enough, just waitin' for th' proper time. ARR! Now gather round ya swabs and pay heed t' these words lest you be the subject of me next salty tale. The One What Bitsed Me Washboard's Leg Off!