Ahharrrrr!!!! Avast ye there ye scurvy dogs! Clear a way there!!!Clear a way fer Scarface Rufus!!! So help me, or I'll put me hook through any man-jack o' yez as dares stand atween me an' that rare buxom beauty at the bar!!! Aharr, me lovesome darlin'!!! A fine pullet ye are an' I'll lay to that!!! An' what'll I have, sez you? A pint o' grog sez I, an' a kiss from them sweet lips!! Now what d'ye say to that, me fine lass?





Evenin' vicar.....



Courtesy of a long forgotten radio programme