My goodness but some of you seem to have grown up under something of a tirade of vulgarity. I'm so glad that you have managed to rise above it.

"If you had another brain like the one you've got now you still wouldn't make a halfwit" - my Dad (there was a degree of truth there)

"Well I'll go to hell in a bucket!" - My dear old Nan, when surprised. I never did understand that one.

Gray D