Here's a longer version of the one submitted by Jack(also called Jack). Wish I could remember where I heard it so I assign proper blame, I mean give due credit.

I know a weenie man
He runs a weenie stand
He sells most anything from hot dogs on down
Some day I'll share his life
I'll be his weenie wife
Hot dog! I love that weenie man

I know a baker lady
her name is hot cross Katy
She stays up all the night
Bakin' that good stuff
When her buns are in the oven
I'll slip over for lovin'
(spoken) She's got a lotta dough, folks, but that's not why I love her

I know a weenie couple
They do the weenie shuffle
(next two lines forgotten)
They shuffle down the street so fast
It's hard to "catch up" let alone pass
(spoken) I'm gonna lear that weenie shuffle and I look forward to it with great relish!

(Repeat first verse)