Big Mick: Okay, here goes. The secret of success with women! Ready? This probably won't work with Koko, but I guarantee it will work with any other woman on earth. Got your attention? My instructions consist of one word: LISTEN! Women like men to listen, and most men aren't very good at it.

So there you go!

Now, darlin' bbc, I'll have me a great big old vodka on the rocks with a splash of water. Teachin' makes me thirsty.

DougR