First, the original...

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW
(Don Robertson & Howard Barnes)

How many arms have held you
And hated to let you go?
How many, how many, I wonder,
But I really don't want to know.

And how many lips have kissed you
And set your soul aglow?
How many, how many, I wonder,
But I really don't want to know.

So always make me wonder,
And always make me guess.
Even if I ask you,
Darlin', don't confess.

No, you just let that remain your secret,
'Cause, darlin', I do love you so.
How many, how many, I wonder,
But I really don't want to know.

How many, how many, I wonder,
But I really don't want to know.

[Recorded by Eddy Arnold, Les Paul and Mary Ford, Elvis Presley, Hank Snow, Andy Williams, Dolly Parton, and many others.]