Deano,

Do you know the song "I'm my own Grandpa", we could use that as a basis, full to cross marriages to existing relatives, probably a bit of incest thrown in there (best kept in the family anyway is incest)
Gold-diggers, Sugar Daddies, age gaps, to-gether with the mental trauma, insecurities, self doubt, self abuse, What we need is KJ to come up with the correct medical terms, I bet she's got whole books on the subjects