I have at long last put aside enough time to catch up on this drivel, and i am shocked, nay aghast! at my name being taken in vain on so many occasions.

Don't you chaps know that all parts of my anatomy are copyright, and those photographs are only available on a pay-per-view basis?? First 10seconds (ie normal viewing) is free, but after that it's charged per second- so Mr Bryant, you have run up quite a bill!

See me later.

(It was hot in that pub!!)