Since Kim Howell's grave announcement, many trainspotters are wondering where they should register.

Worry not.

You too can register as a bone fide trainspotter and start subverting this country's transport policy.....

Register now at the following link.

http://baseportal.com/cgi-bin/baseportal.pl?htx=/Centralrivers/Spotters&cmd=do_add

You know it makes (some sort of) sense.