As I'm sure I've mentioned before, I play by ear. After years of that I developed hugh callouses on my ear lobes. Those had to be removed by a painful surgery called the Van Gogh Lobotomy. I saved 'em and gave them to my girlfriend as a gift. Actually I gave her 1/2 and I kept the other half. After 7 years at sea I came home. She still had hers, but I'd lost mine. We got married and had a son. The boy, the pride of our lives) was born with one eyelid. When he was circumcised, we had it grafted on. He's fine---just a little cockeyed.

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