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Thread #63287   Message #1026421
Posted By: GUEST,Mickey191
29-Sep-03 - 07:09 PM
Thread Name: Titless Wonder
Subject: BS Titless Wonder
The main reason for this post is to warn all the women who may read this- about misdiagnosis of breast cancer.  

Couple of years ago, when I was a frequent poster here, I was diagnosed with B.C. After 3 biopsies & assorted bad experiences, I opted for a total masectomy.
Well kids, I just found out I didn't have C. Isn't that special? I'm still trying to deal with the blunder & the attitude of my new Dr.s. It's as if I lost a fingernail.   A mere nothing! I guess I'll get over it.

Went for my annual mam. & they said I was fine. Two weeks later I get notice to come back & get rechecked. This time I did have C. I decided to go for another masectomy--so now I'm officially titless. For those of you who never saw my boobs---- They were THE best boobs in the contiguous United States!!! Heard tell that There is one lil' ole Eskimo gal that had nicer boobs then mine. (But she doesn't count) She used to rub them with whale oil, made them very soft!! But her husband used to gag alot. Poor guy.

I've had a RUN of bad days since I got home, all of which make the masectomy look like a day in the park. The Run refers to a case of the runs induced, no doubt, by a little buggie given to me, gratis, from the hospital. The worst case known to civilized man or woman.

Topped off by a fall in my livingroom which I hope didn't break my lovely nose. I was too sick to go out to the ER. I did learn one thing from the fall, as my nose hit the floor first, and I heard it crunch, I realized the prime reason for boobs. They are our bumpers. Because, if I had boobs-THEY would have hit the floor first. Ergo, no crunched nose.

I figure if this keeps up there will be a headline in the Local Paper:   WOMAN RUN OVER BY TRACTOR While picking daisys. Things must get better! So please- get everything double checked & don't be fooled into thinking because your Dr. is THE head of oncology of a large hospital, that he Must know whereof he speaks.
This guy even lied about his fee! Mickey191