PS=Anyway,= my uncle Peat had a motobike accident, and his head got busted open, the hospital people fixed his head, and they painted him orange, his chest [some jerm killing stuff], and we went to see him in the hospitel, and my dad was crying, [he was my dads bruther], i said "waht you bloody crying for then?"
then uncle peat died, then they burnt him.
I think he was pissed at the acident time, not sure, but he liked to drinking a few bears, so= dont riding motobikes if you pissed, too dangerous, and you could get killed and burned etc=anyway i know a joke about this=

little kid goes to scool, teacher says " were was you yisterday?
Jimmy says "sorry miss, i could not go scol yisterday, my dad got burned"
teacer says 2 oh dear, not too badly, i hope?"
Jimmy says "very badly miss, they don't fuck about down the crematorium".