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Thread #63272   Message #1026636
Posted By: Kaleea
30-Sep-03 - 05:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bush Declares War on CIA and Vice-versa
Subject: RE: BS: Bush Declares War on CIA and Vice-versa
Bubba Bush. . . declaring war . . . ?
             Can you say, "DUHHHHHHH!!!!"

Is "Central Intelligence Agency" an oxymoron? Is "White House Intelligence?" Or what about "bad intelligence?" Is there anyone intelligent up there on crapitol hill? Or are they just more morons?

Dare I say it? Not that anyone would mind, surely . . .

    after all, His name hasn't been mentioned yet in this thread, so . . .

               KIRK & SPOCK FOR PRESIDENT & VICE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
          When I... am ...voted... PRESident, ... I'll see...to it...that...there's ... a...CHICKen in . . .ev...ry...replicator! And, if . . . any of ... those...ALIENS ... from ... the . . .,?? . . .--Spock, what's that place, . . . that . . . desert PLACE,...Over . . . in . . . the . . .desert?
   "The Middle East, Captain?"
   Yes! If any of . . .those . . .ALIens . . .from . . .?? . . .the, the,
       "The Middle East?"
   RIGHT! From the . . .Middle . .. EAST . . .screws with us...! Red Alert! Full power to those phasers, Mister! Scotty! I need more power!!!!!
         "Aye, Captain."


Don't you feel better now?

       And remember Californians, Alfred E. Newman for Gov! Vote the MAD party!   After all, Alfred has a face you can trust, AND--he's suitable for wrapping fish & throwing darts at, which is much more versatile than any of the other candidates!! And instead of fold-outs, he's into fold-INs!
                   What a guy.