Well, ain't this somethin'? Looks like Bush's handpicked autocrat, John Ashcroft is going to do the investigatin'. Now here's a clear case of lettin' the fox guard the henhouse...

Don't think I'd want to be George Tenent in this tag team.

And, as a sidebar, the White House has allready let it be known that Karl Rove didn't do it so no reason fir Johnny's boys to sniff 'round him. No, sir, he didn't do it. Sniff elsewhere.

Well, Iz sure that very careful consideration is going on within the White House as to who can easily be sacrificed so this thing doesn't drag on. Oh, sure, it will take a few days of PR folks workin' 'round the clock (on our tax bucks, incidently) to come up with a good story for everyone to tell, but look for a sacrifical lamb to be thrown out of the second floor window at the White House within the next week or two...

Bobert